Saturday, February 7, 2009

The Great Pork Package of 2009


No doubt about it, the Great Pork Package of 2009 is a Democrat's wet dream: (1) More and more control over the lives of Americans, (2) the chance to buy more and more votes, and (3) an opportunity to remind us that we need you to "take care of us". Congratulations.

I know how much you folks love Hugo Chavez, I know how much you want to mimic the way he's ruling down there, but I hope you don't plan on re-naming America, "North Venezuela". Are you going to change the flag, too?

And to the GOP, you're no better. Could you have possibly screwed up your chance any more? From a hideous war in the Middle East to being completely asleep at the switch while financial markets burned - your bizarre mixture of arrogance and naivete has provided a perfect excuse for the Democrats to create a Western European-model socialist democracy here, where individual freedom used to reign.

A pox on both of your houses. You're causing great damage to my children's futures with your power grabs. Worst of all, we keep voting you thugs into office, giving you even more power.

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